Welcome kids. So for lack of something to write about at the moment and just the sheer "vaingloriousness" (well butter my butt if that isn't a $5.00 word!) of it all I figured I'd start my blog off where most bloggers do... Talking about themselves. Now, as I sat here wondering what in the H I should say, I realized just how much of an idiosyncratic little nerd I really am... Rather then sit here and write myself into literal perfection, I am going to list down all of the things about me that make me.... "The Klumsy Nerd"
- My grandmother's nickname for me is Onang.... That in itself qualifies me for fobtastic status.
- I love saying "pwn'd."
-... I actually know what it means.
- I play forum based RPG games.
- My proudest RPG moment thus far is being a power player at Koalingo! *High Five*
- I smoke entirely too much.
- I am constantly falling, tripping, rolling, and sliding all over the place.
- ... and it's usually because I've tripped over my own feet.
- I listened to Hanson as a preteen
- ...I still have some of their songs on my computer
- I used to be afraid of being too smart
- Now, smart people intimidate the fuck out of me.
- One of my past times were to talk binary code to friends online...
- 01110011 01100101 01100101 00100000 01101000 01101111 01110111 00100000 01101101 01110101 01100011 01101000 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01100001 00100000 01101110 01100101 01110010 01100100 00100000 01001001 00100000 01100001 01101101....
- ^ Translation: See how much of a nerd I am
- but yet I suck at math.
- When I was learning binary code, I got laughed at for saying "2" ..... *sigh* I fail.
- I've always wanted to be in a musical
- I sound like I'm killing a cat when I sing
- I wanted to play the guitar and envisioned myself as a young, filipina Joan Jett
- I fail at that too. hehe.
- The worst thing you could do to me is steal my cigarettes. Then we couldn't be friends anymore.
- I'm 26 years old
- Around my good friends I act like I'm 6 years old
- I want to collect all the teenyboppers in the world and throw them in a vat of their own lipgloss
- And yet, I was one back in the day...
- Which was about 10 years ago....
- Science dammit that makes me feel old.... moving on.
- I'm extremely afraid of standing in front of crowds (giving speeches, acting in drama class, etc.) I literally feel the urge to puke, piss, and shit myself.... all at once. Good times!
- If I could be a successful author, I'd die a happy person.
- Writing is my love.
- Last but not least; I am awesome.
..::Fin::..
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